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They're Not Kids, They're Midgets

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Mayor's Son | 1:05

Mayor's Son | 1:05

Mayor's Son | 1:05

[Filthy drug peddling midgets]


Fifteen years ago

my dad gave birth to me,

then he got elected

and now he runs the city.


Chorus:

I'm the mayor's son,

I'm the mayor's son,

I'm the mayor's son. Oi Oi Oi.

I'm the mayor's son,

I'm the mayor's son,

I'm the mayor's son, yeah.


[Repeat Chorus] 


[Repeat All]


[Repeat Chorus]

Phone Sex | 2:05

Mayor's Son | 1:05

Mayor's Son | 1:05

Calling up a sex line all the time

please baby please stay on the line.

I'm addicted to your voice and I don't know why

I just can't wait to make you mine


Chorus:

Operator operator hang up the call

just her voice got me by the balls.

Operator operator I need some help

falling for this girl but just her shell


I just cannot wait to get home

so we can t-t-talk on the phone.

Racking up charges on my credit card

but that don't matter cause you got me all hard.


[Repeat Chorus]


[Dirty Talk]


[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Euthanize | 0:34

Euthanize | 0:34

Euthanize | 0:34

I don't need your medication 

because I just want to die.

I don't need your exercises, 

I just want to be euthanized.


Chorus:

Euthanize.

Close my eyes.

Euthanize.

I want to die.


Put me down

like a dog

it's what I deserve.

I just want to be killed,

euthanized by that nurse.


[Repeat Chorus]


DIE.

DIE.

DIE.

DIE.

DIE.

Japan | 1:41

Euthanize | 0:34

Euthanize | 0:34

I wanna work for Hideki Tojo

get in a plane and go go go

hit the ground 

watch it explode.

Crash the plane right into the shore 


but...


Chorus:

I don't wanna move to Japan

so I'll stay and Ameri-can

and I'll fight my Uncle Sam

unless they're fighting in Vietnam.


It's not a phase it's just my thing

and now I'm being shipped off to Nanjing.

I know how to speak 

met a Chinese girl 


[Repeat Chorus]


Bad time to be in Hiroshima 

...but...


[Repeat Chorus 2x]

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